I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
I'm too bland for German cars
I am impotent
I enjoy putting out engine fires
|Buick Park Avenue|
I am older than 34 of the 50 states
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
I am a pimp
I enjoy beating up people
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
I'm in a mid-life crisis
|Chevrolet El Camino|
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
I dig the rich Corinthian leather
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
I like to kill people and lead police on slow chases across town
(See Dodge Dart)
I slow down to 85 in school zones
|Ford Crown Victoria|
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
|Honda del Sol|
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
I have just graduated and have no credit
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
|Lexus LS 400|
I am old and own my own company
|Lexus SC 400|
I am a lawyer
|Lexus GS 300|
This car is leased
|Lincoln Town Car|
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
I only WANT people to think I'm a construction worker
|Mercury Grand Marquis|
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
I am dating a mechanic
I don't know what it means either
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
|Peugeot 505 Diesel|
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
|Pontiac Trans AM|
I have a switchblade in my sock
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
(See Honda Civic)
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
I am still in the closet
I still watch Partridge Family reruns
I am out of the closet
I am a blonde sophomore coed and my daddy is a movie producer.
I am tripping right now
|Volvo 740 Wagon|
I am frightened of my wife